無料使用の性交玩具としてオークションに出品

You may be wondering why this asshole is in my room.

I thought it would be funny to put myself up for a school charity auction.

You could bid on me as a free use fuck doll for one week.

I didn't think the school would make me go through with it.

It was just a joke, but now my body belongs to the highest bidder.