エホバの証人メリッサ・マスターにしごかれる

You know what? There was a time when I too did not know Christ. I mean, is sexy been that good?

Well, but I believe that all there was to living was, well, fornicating. Really. I mean,

that's most of what I did. In addition to stealing dollar bills and jumping over trash cans. But

no matter what you do, there's nothing you can do that would be so horrible as to turn you away

from the love of the Lord. Now, I know that...