クリスマスには、大きな偽の水差しを持つブロンドのベイビーが吊るされたスタッドで穴を開けられます

Uh oh, someone's going to ruin my Christmas surprise.

So, have you been a naughty or a nice boy this year?

What?

Because Santa said something extra special for naughty boys.

I'm gonna be dreaming. This can't be happening.