ジョーダン・ボスとミカ・ブラント-スター・トレック、ゲイxxxパロディ

I have to leave soon, but I wanted to talk to you.

It's not really fair that I'm gonna be gone for four months

and you have a pass to be open these four months.

When I come back, it's over,

but for now, you can take other offers.