彼女はくだらない料理人だけど、素晴らしいクソ野郎だよ!

This lassie couldn't cook a meal if her life depended on it. Instead, she is highly qualified when it comes to pleasuring cocks. She has even got a certificate hanging on her wall from the Sex Academy. It's a shame it's a fake. But, shhhh, don't ruin her dreams.