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This is Danny and he is completely out of this world. I mean it.

How could he not be? He's sweet and sensitive and smart and a dedicated teacher who spends his summers working with the blind **** and lepers down in Guatemala.

And he likes the same things I do. Kittens and ice cream and bittersweet movies about overweight British girls.

He likes to talk about his feelings and to cuddle and shop for antiques.

He hates meat pornography and sports. He's so deep. Just look at his eyes. So intense and piercing.